Car Care for the Uncaring
from the Team at AutoAnything
Let’s face it, some folks derive immense pleasure from
getting down on their knees and scrubbing away at their wheels
with a toothbrush. What’s more, there are people who actually
get into changing their own oil, swapping out air filters and
even think it’s cool to add fluids to those enigmatic holes
positioned all over their engines. And then, there are others
who don’t give a rodent’s posterior about car care
and can’t even manage to spray a hose on their vehicle once a
month.
If you’re
part of the former crowd, stop reading, this article isn’t for
you. Go on and get back to your pristine machine and have at it
with your dental instruments and filter wrenches. However, if
you’re in the later group of grimy, clunking vehicle owners,
this article is written to scare you clean and tune you
up.
To get
your motivation running, let’s hit you where you’ll feel it the
most. No, not there – get your head out of the gutter. We’re
talking about your wallet.
Do you
realize that your lack of car care is
going to cost cash money? Those Blue Book values that you drool
over at trade-in or selling time are based on vehicles that
have not been
neglected. Not giving your car a bath on a regular basis is
neglect. Not changing your oil according to a schedule is
neglect. And, “neglect” translates to less money when it time
to move on to a new ride.
The
good news is, with a few minor tweaks to your regular car care
routine, you can whip your vehicle into re-sale shape in no
time. Warning: the following outline of suggestions isn’t the
best practice, it’s what works for those of us that just can’t
seem to find any sort of satisfaction in vehicle
maintenance.
First,
we’ll start with a little cleaning. Take your vehicle to a car
wash. Touchless is best, but considering how you’ve maintained
your vehicle in the past, even the scratchy gas station washes
will do. You just want to get the bulk of the filth
off.
Then, find
yourself one of those parking lot detailers. For $10-$40, you
get your vehicle looking pretty sharp. Plus, if there is a real
problem with your exterior, such as paint oxidation, swirling,
or fading, the detailer may have a solution like clay bars,
rubbing compounds and even touch-up paint. Keep in mind, those
extra services will cost a bit more. And, don’t skip the
interior, your friends and family will thank you. By the time
the work is done, you’ll be amazed at what your car is capable
of looking like.
So far,
you haven’t lifted a finger, other than pressing the car wash
button and pulling a few bucks out of your wallet.
Next, the
big step in the car care
conundrum - going under the hood. Of course, you’re not going
there, and here’s why - it’s cheaper and easier to pay the guy
at the quick change oil place to do your dirty work. If you
find a reputable place, they’ll get you fixed up in a jiffy (no
pun intended). They can perform many services at a reasonable
cost. And, you can bet they’ve seen some pretty ugly stuff, so
you don’t have to be embarrassed when they point out that your
battery terminals have corroded into nothing more than flaky,
white gunk. They’ll probably swap out your air filter, which,
depending on how long it’s been, will improve your gas mileage.
They may start with the “flush your cooling system” or “change
the transmission fluid” routine and, honestly, you may need it.
But be careful, because if they recognize you as a sucker,
they’ll keep working it until you walk out with a $300 bill,
spoken from experience.
Now,
thanks to a little car care
your vehicle is looking and running better than ever. Your
father-in-law isn’t scowling at you like you’re some sort of
dirt bag any more. You’re no longer embarrassed about offering
rides to co-workers. Heck, you can even take a date in your
vehicle. Do you like that? Would you like to keep it that way?
It’s really quite simple, just follow the steps mentioned
earlier – wash it and get the oil changed
every-once-in-a-while.
Once car
care becomes a regular practice and then a habit, it’s not so
bad. You might even start venturing out by adding custom
aftermarket accessories such as an air intake, seat covers or
even an exhaust system. Whatever the outcome, just remember
that a little car care
goes a long way.
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